Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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