used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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