On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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