Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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