Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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