wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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