I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
did i just pee glitter
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