I like my sex mixed with concussions.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
As shirtless as possible
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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