ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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