sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
