So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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