I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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