They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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