She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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