I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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