Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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