ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have demons in me.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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