go do what you do best...puke behind churches
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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