Whod you bang
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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