I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
even my farts smell like vagina
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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