i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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