He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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