it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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