Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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