Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
