the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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