She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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