Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize