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(785): View more from Kansas

Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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(847): View more from Illinois

you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(217): View more from Illinois

this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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(718): View more from New York

cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever

(347): View more from New York

The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer

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(913): View more from Kansas

Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.

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(424): View more from California

Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.

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