at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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