just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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