so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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