Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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