Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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