If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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