Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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