...so i touched it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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