I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The ass gains better be worth it
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