She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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