btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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