Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have post one night stand depression
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