I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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