Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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