Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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