That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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