I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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