big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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