How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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