THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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