There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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Uh oh is Tiger after guys now too?
So...it's a bruise the size of your cock.
Highly unlikely...
Remember if you break your penis, they only fix vaginas
I didn't even think a penis could bruise... Lol
cockblocked
Mini golf?
It isn't a bruise it's a chancre. Don't worry, if you treat it soon you won't go the way of napoleon and jack the ripper!
Haha I've done that to guys who deserve it!!! It's pain full
I think you broke it.
get checked, hurryyy ...
Unesselll roughness
ON IT!!??
TMI, dude, TMI...
Bruises don't make it burn when you pee you sloppy dicked bastard
kris?
you were doing it wrong.
U need to see a surgeon...I'm a doctor
you broke your cock. you may want to get that checked out
Size of a marble maybe. Or a pea...
Ur cok is that big?!?
Good to know someone else bruises and is big enough for one that size
What can you see 2 of the dimples.
I will make that bruise go away.
Good job to whoever did this. Maybe one night stands aren't so good
see kids, this is why you don't play golf naked, an drunk
Did someone use their teeth?
Don't play golf when ur drunk dumbass
A urologist
WHAT! U played golf. With your DICK!? Best high ever.
Is there a bruise on your vagina too?
You should maybe think about getting that fixed
Ah shit. That sucks. Well, at least u weren't the female on top that got stabbed in the clit with his cock. It hurt to pee for a few hours. Someone please kiss it for me :(
You're lucky. This is lower on the scale of STD's.
Lol 4:32
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