So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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