Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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