We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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