theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
